Mr. Dog Tells A Liewritten by Gary Gapski.
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| PUNKY: | Patience, it's good to have you back from your Mission's Trip to Puerto Rico. How did it go? |
| PATIENCE: | It was wonderful! We got to spread the Word of God to hundreds of people and we got some new people to come to church. |
| PUNKY: | That's great, Patience. |
| PATIENCE: | And, I got to fly without using my wings. |
| PUNKY: | Now how did you do that? |
| PATIENCE: | It's called an airplane, and it's a lot easier than flapping your wings. You sit on your perch and they even feed you. |
| PUNKY: | Now that's flying! Did you have any problems? |
| PATIENCE: | Just one. |
| MR. MOOSE: | (Appears) Ola from Puerto Rico. |
| PUNKY: | Mr. Moose, good to have you back. Now what did you learn on your trip to Puerto Rico? |
| MR MOOSE: | They have lousy swamp grass. Everyone eats tacos. Yuck! |
| PATIENCE: | That's all you learned? |
| MR. MOOSE: | Nope. They talk funny there. |
| PUNKY: | Mr. Moose, they speak Spanish; not English. |
| MR. MOOSE: | It's all Greek to me. The only word I know was no. |
| PATIENCE: | How about "si"? |
| MR. MOOSE: | See what? |
| PATIENCE: | Si means, yes, Mr. Moose. |
| MR. MOOSE: | Then why don't they just say yes. See means you saw something or it could mean a lot of water. I think we flew over a sea. |
| PUNKY: | Forget it, Mr. Moose. |
| MR. MOOSE: | Forget what? |
| PUNKY: | Nevermind. |
| PATIENCE: | How is our jailbird, Mr. Dog, doing? We're rich! |
| MR. DOG: | I'm free. I'm outta jail. I'm a reformed dog. I've paid my debt to society. I'm no longer a jail bird! |
| PUNKY: | Now, how did you get out so early? |
| MR. DOG: | Ah ... they let me out on good behavior. |
| MR. MOOSE: | Are you telling us the truth, Mr. Dog? |
| PUNKY: | God doesn't like lying. |
| PATIENCE: | Remember, the Bible says in Proverbs 12:22 "Lying lips are abomination to the LORD: but they that deal truly are his delight." |
| PUNKY: | The Bible says "the LORD will abhor the bloody and deceitful man" in Psalms 31:18. |
| MR. MOOSE: | Yeah and He doesn't like it either. |
| MR. DOG: | All right, all right. You've convicted me. The truth is they let me out early because they ran out of space for the real bad guys. But, I also have to pay Officer Honesty back for the ball I took. |
| MR. MOOSE: | Stole. The ball you stole. |
| MR. DOG: | Yes; the ball I stole. I'm really sorry for my sin. God will forgive me, won't He? |
| PATIENCE: | Of course God will forgive you. The Bible says in I John 1:9 "If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just to forgive us our sins, and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness." But, you still must suffer the consequences of your sins. |
| PUNKY: | That's why it's better to avoid sin. |
| MR. DOG: | Maybe I need an avoidance program. |
| MR. MOOSE: | Now, where would you find that? At an avoidance school? I know you flunked obedience school. |
| PATIENCE: | You'll find avoidance of sin by knowing God's Word, the Bible and by asking Jesus to save you. The Holy Spirit, living inside you, will convict you of your sins. |
| PUNKY: | The best way to avoid sin is to listen to God and flee from temptation! |
| PATIENCE: | And run to God. |
| MR. MOOSE: | Church is a good place to listen to God. |
| PUNKY: | Let's go to Junior Church and hear what God has to say through Pastor Tom's preaching of God's Word. |
| MR. DOG: | I'm going to pay attention. |
| MR. MOOSE: | I thought you didn't have any money. How can you pay attention? |
